if I had a pokemon I would just feed it burgers and slurpees and shit i dont care
oh, you make poffins for your guys? that's soo fun. btw my infernape just landed 6 focus blasts in a row cause he heard we're going to ihop after this
been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.
Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much
in elementary school we had a “cheese touch” style game except it was based around a door handle that had the word “homo” carved into it. And idk if the kid who invented the game was ahead of his time for 2006 or if he just got word meanings confused but touching the door handle did not “turn you gay”, instead it meant that you would be deemed “homophobe” by your peers and exiled for the day. so recess at my school was just a hoard of 8 year olds screaming “HOMOPHOBE!” at each other in terror



















